| Me: | Guess what time of the year is it? |
| Person: | What? |
| Parents: | Oh no |
| Friend: | Oh no |
| Dog: | Oh no |
| Siblings: | Oh no |
| The whole world: | Oh no |
| Me: | EnD oF mAy oR EArlY jUnE |
|"America you great unfinished symphony"- Hamilton| |Feminist|
| Me: | Guess what time of the year is it? |
| Person: | What? |
| Parents: | Oh no |
| Friend: | Oh no |
| Dog: | Oh no |
| Siblings: | Oh no |
| The whole world: | Oh no |
| Me: | EnD oF mAy oR EArlY jUnE |
Some nights the only thing that can cheer you up is performing entire Broadway shows by yourself
(via twunkhector)
(via dorothywonderland)
| United States: | please stop violating neutral rights |
| England and France: | lol no |
| United States: | *Embargo Act, Non-Intercourse Act, Macon's Bill No. 2* haha that'll show em |
| England and France: | i don't I don't I don't give a fuck bitch i don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do |
AP US HISTORY EXAM: to what extent did christopher columbus change the history of the world?
me: first of all lmao… christopher can suck a dick…. second of all, who is christopher columbus? the end
Hamilton: How do you write like you’re running out of time?
Me: Write an apush DBQ in 45 minutes.