Me: Guess what time of the year is it?
Person: What?
Parents: Oh no
Friend: Oh no
Dog: Oh no
Siblings: Oh no
The whole world: Oh no
Me: EnD oF mAy oR EArlY jUnE

misswinchester221b:

Some nights the only thing that can cheer you up is performing entire Broadway shows by yourself

Happy Pride month to all LGBTQ+ people out there! Enjoy this wonderful month and have fun! 🎉🏳️‍🌈🙌

(via twunkhector)

@ everyone in London right now please stay inside tonight. Stay safe. Take care.

(via dorothywonderland)

eearth:

I hope my soulmate is having a good day 

(via thegirlwhocrieswolf)

United States: please stop violating neutral rights
England and France: lol no
United States: *Embargo Act, Non-Intercourse Act, Macon's Bill No. 2* haha that'll show em
England and France: i don't I don't I don't give a fuck bitch i don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do

mothurs:

AP US HISTORY EXAM: to what extent did christopher columbus change the history of the world?

me: first of all lmao… christopher can suck a dick…. second of all, who is christopher columbus? the end 

Hamilton

i-will-make-bad-puns:

Hamilton: How do you write like you’re running out of time?

Me: Write an apush DBQ in 45 minutes.

cornfeels:

DBQ stands for Don’t Bother. The q is pointless just like the essay

Cane me hard before you go

dont-bother-meme:

Sumnertime sadness